News Elon Musk's Latest Project To Bring Network Of Nuclear Bomb Shelters To The American People Elon Musk has dabbled in everything from electric cars to space exploration, but his latest project definitely seems rather bleak. Musk seems to be planning for the very worst-case scenario
News Rick & Morty Confirmed For Super Smash Bros Ultimate Since E3, Nintendo fans have been hard at work combing through trailers and gameplay, speculating and theorizing about the new Super Smash Bros game that was just announced. Though there
News Papa John CEO Purged From Existence After Using "N Word" Slur Against Mortal Beings The balance of the universe was gravely upset this week as our world’s Supreme Papa was purged from existence. While unprecedented in the history of our universe, a Papa
News Trump Nominates Three Goombas Stacked On Top Of Each Other For Supreme Court With Judge Kennedy announcing that he would step down from the Supreme Court, a panic has swept over the nation. The Supreme Court is now in Donald Trump’s hands,
News "Hitler Will Be Black" Confirms EA, Leaving Fans Not Sure If They Should Be Angry Or Not The world of military shooter games has a surprising amount of depth. Despite the fact that they release year after year with relatively little changed, a growing schism has formed
News Super Mario Party For Switch Will Come With A Loaded Handgun The Nintendo Switch, right out the gate, had quite a few heavy hitters. The Legend of Zelda, Super Mario, and even a major RPG like Xenoblade Chronicles. But for a
News Assassin's Creed Odyssey To Have Incest, Bestiality Romance Options For "Perfect Historical Accuracy" Says Ubisoft The Assassin’s Creed games have been mainstays at E3 for years, much like the usual Madden, FIFA, Call of Duty, and Battlefield games. After a case of Assassin’s
News "Ivy Is Now A Male" Bandai Namco's Decision After SoulCalibur E3 Backlash Stirs More Controversy Women have been taking the spotlight in games much more frequently as of late, something made incredibly obvious at this year’s E3. Women are no longer princesses to be
waluigi Waluigi Confirmed For Erectile Dysfunction When Nintendo announced that the newest installment in the Super Smash Bros series would be at E3, there was no doubt in anyone’s mind that their entire conference would
News EPIC: Sony Wins E3 For Their Bravery In Being The Only Openly Gay Company This E3 has been one of the worst, possibly in all history. Literally nothing good was shown, at all. As usual, it was nothing but a bunch of straight white
News GameStop To Call Literally Everyone For New Upcoming Battletoads Game For the first time in over twenty years, Battletoads is getting a fresh installment. Microsoft announced today at their E3 conference that Battletoads would be coming back in a big
News New "Pokémon Go" Sequel For Switch Requires Children To Play In Street We all knew it was coming, the new Pokémon game for the Switch has finally been revealed. While there were many theories of what the new region would be, how
News Playstation 4 At "End Of Lifecycle" Says CEO, As They Are Running Out Of Games To Remaster The Playstation 4 has been the indisputable leader of this console generation, absolutely crushing the Xbox One right from the start and dominating the industry with unseen force. They’ve
rap Kendrick Lamar Kicks Out Fan At Concert For "Lewding His Waifu" There was an uncomfortable interruption at the recent Kendrick Lamar concert in Alabama last night as a fan was booed off stage and booted from the concert grounds. Kendrick Lamar
News BREAKING: New California Republic And Caesar's Legion To Hold Peace Summit In a momentous and unforeseen twist, the Mojave may be united at last. While the two had been at war for years, in recent months tensions have been on the
News It's Decided: Kanye West Can No Longer Use The N Word; You'll Never Guess Who Can Now Popular Rapper Kanye West has come under fire as of late for his bold new political opinions. Some have condemned the artist along with all of his works. Others have
News Why Is Kanye Developing A Bromance With King Dedede? Fans of the prominent rapper Kanye West were absolutely baffled over the past few weeks as he took to Twitter to voice his support of King Dedede, a controversial political
News Sega's Best Content Coming To Nintendo Switch With "Sega Ages", Is Literally Just The Sonic Twitter Account Sega may have been reeling after the lukewarm reception of critically panned Sonic Forces, but it seems they’ve gotten a handle on what their customers want again. No one
News Donkey Kong Is A Nazi And Must Be Held Accountable For His War Crimes Nationalism, race, and immigration have become hot button issues in recent years. It’s not only an American problem, but an international one. America’s push for immigration reform to
News Minecraft Causes School Shootings Gun violence has become a pandemic in our fair nation. Especially among our youth. School shootings have been on the rise, and only become more common each and every year.
News Make The Right Choice For Our Youth And The Future Of Our Country; Change The National Anthem To “Escape From The City” - Sonic Adventure 2 America is at a crossroads. Our society has reached a boiling point. A point where a change must be made, where what divides us has become too great. In the
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Reviews If Cats Could Fuck Rats, Would The Cat-Rat Offspring Be Eaten By Other Cats, Or Become The New Apex Predator? Puzzle games are pretty fun. They’re a bit of a niche thing though, nowadays. Usually something you gotta download, or play on your phone, they rarely make physical copies
Reviews People Die When They Are Killed, Like If You Cry Every Time Video games are capable of conveying a vast array of emotions. Interactive media can weave grand tales that hit just as hard as any traditional form, arguably even more so
News You Can Now Use Your Gold My Nintendo Points To Get Free Handies From Reggie Fils-Aimé Nintendo’s loyalty reward program has been in an awkward limbo for quite some time. After killing off Club Nintendo back in 2015, Nintendo launched the new “My Nintendo” program,