Reviews White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too White supremacy is prevalent in everything we consume these days, from books and movies to Culver’s, the American Midwest’s favorite casual restaurant chain. Nothing like butter, cheese, and
Reviews I Fucking Hate Snoopy I fucking hate Snoopy. Stupid little bitch-ass dog, piece of shit. I fucking hate him. What’s he ever done? I’ll tell you what. Jack shit. That fucking dog
Reviews Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul The mobile market has long eluded Nintendo. First Mario would never be on iPhones. Then Mario was on iPhones. It wasn’t exactly worth the wait. They made a meme
Reviews If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now Okay dude, I don’t even know what the fuck I just played, but I’ll try to break it all down for you. Journalism can know no boundaries. Japanese
Reviews Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards? Big budget games walk a very fine tightrope. They take incredible funding to produce, and need to make that all back and then some. As technology has advanced, consumer demands
Reviews Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good Sonic the Hedgehog has been iconic ever since his debut, way back in the golden age of gaming. While he’s never quite topped Super Mario in terms of popularity,
Reviews 14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles Splatoon was a surprise hit for Nintendo back on the Wii U. It was a fresh IP on a dying console, and yet it was still a huge success for
Reviews Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport Fighting games, since their inception, have almost always followed a similar formula. The Street Fighter series set the standard for fighting games, and most games to come after have followed
Reviews Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already The Pokemon series has come quite a long way. From the very first games for the Game Boy, all through the many sequels and spin-offs, the world of Pokemon has
Reviews I Banish Your Soul To The Shadow Realm, I'll Tell You Hwat Card games have grown incredibly popular on mobile devices as one of the genres that work really well with the limited control options of the touch screen. They don’t
Reviews Let's Take A Moment To Talk About Jesus Today is Easter, and I found it only fitting that we took a break from the video game journalism to reflect on Easter things. Like Jesus. Jesus was a pretty
Reviews Degenerate Shitposters? In YOUR Friends List? It's More Likely Than You Think Nintendo has avoided the mobile market for a long time. And it makes sense. Their IP’s are valuable, and a reason to buy their consoles. It’s common sense.