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BREAKING: People Still Not Listening To "Schizo Man" That Prophecized The Great War Coming

War, famine, and plague have engulfed the world. The future is uncertain, resources are becoming scarce, doom seems to be looming overhead. And still, no one is listening to the

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Russia-Ukraine Conflict Actually Just Elaborate Call Of Duty Viral Marketing Stunt

Just as it seemed we were on the brink of world war and all of our lives were about to be drastically changed for the worse for the profit of

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Ukraine Escalates Use Of Wojak Memes After Russia Posts "Let People Enjoy Things" Meme

We live in a dystopian world. A nightmare worse than anyone could have conceived. 1984, Brave New World, Soylent Green, They Live, all of them pale in comparison to what

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Ukraine Deploys Freddy Fazbear On Invading Russian Forces

Tensions between Ukraine and Russia have escalated into a full-scale invasion, and Ukraine is not backing down without a fight. The world may very well be on the brink of

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President Biden Escalates Tensions With Russia After Being Unmatched On Tinder

Thousands of troops were moved to Ukraine's border over the past week, and even more are expected to be sent shortly, after a disappointing day of swiping through

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Microsoft Acquires Domino's Amid Growing Need For Employee Pizza Parties

It's a huge day for video games. Right when we thought Microsoft buying up Activision Blizzard was the craziest thing Microsoft would do this year, they immediately topped

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US Senator Calls For Social Media Sites To End "Schizoposting"

Senators had a rare chance to grill Facebook's global head of safety, a corporation infamous for conducting strange secret psychological experiments on its users and mass-collecting their information.

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Chick-Fil-A Forced To Hire Black Employee Amid Labor Shortage

Tough times have fallen on the American people. The economy has been devastated, political unrest is all over the news, and Walmart is no longer open 24 hours. It'

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Shark Tale 2 Cancelled After Negative Reception To Scene Of Fish Being Shot 16 Times By Police

Once again, the liberal left has taken something away from every good, red-blooded American. You can't live your life in this dystopian society anymore without those accursed libtards

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Female Activision Blizzard Employees Must Now Wear Head Covering To Prevent Harassment

Activision Blizzard, in the latest attempt to damage control their spiraling PR nightmare, has taken drastic measure to curb all sexual harassment in the workplace. Their HR department is under

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FDA Refuses To Approve Soulja Boy "Soulja Shot" Medicinal Injection

Our prayers have finally been answered. The unending nightmare that's gripped our crumbling world, sending the sheep into a panicking frenzy, it's finally over. At least

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Derek Chauvin Accepts Plea Bargain Of Appearing On BLACKED

America has emerged victorious from the era of Trump's hate and bigotry. Bills are being passed, people are being vaccinated, the immigrant children in cages are now being

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New Bill Makes Unskippable Google Ads Mandatory Before Every Mandatory Fact Check

A controversial new bill was just passed by the Senate, making the unskippable Google ads before a mandatory fact check on any particular article or meme completely mandatory. The mandatory

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United Nations Deploys Anti-Trolling Task Force

Following an unprecedented and completely out of the blue surge in "trolling" across the globe, the United Nations has been called upon by every country in the world

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New Female Fully Autonomous Military Drones Will Be Thick As Fuck, Vaporize Minorities On Sight

History is being made today as the US military welcomes the world's first fully autonomous female drones into its ranks. The "The Future is Female" future

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Elon Musk Invents Brain Chip To Play Among Us In Real Life

It's a brave new world we live in, computers can now do so much. And they can now do even more than your brain can. It's

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Joe Biden Declares Marvel Cinematic Universe To Be New National Religion

Move over "Jesus", there is a new savior in town, several of them to be exact. Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, and more are now America's

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WHOLESOME: President Biden Throws Out Trump's Cum Sock

In an absolutely triumphant display of dominance, Joe Biden has made a symbolic gesture of the end of white supremacy in America by throwing out the White House Cum Sock,

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WHOLESOME: President Biden Throws Out Trump's Cum Sock

In an absolutely triumphant display of dominance, Joe Biden has made a symbolic gesture of the end of white supremacy in America by throwing out the White House Cum Sock,