Reviews Sonic Games Without Furry Porn Are Actually Pretty Good Sonic the Hedgehog has been iconic ever since his debut, way back in the golden age of gaming. While he’s never quite topped Super Mario in terms of popularity,
News Big News For EA's Epic Space Trilogy It’s here. It’s finally here. I know you’ve all been waiting for this very moment. EA just announced some huge news for their iconic space epic. They
News The Only Character Anyone Actually Cares About Is Finally Announced For Fire Emblem Warriors Don’t worry guys, it’s finally official. You can all go preorder Fire Emblem Warriors now. People got to get their hands on Fire Emblem Warriors at Gamescom, and
News Nintendo Adds Clown Inflation Fanservice To Popular Fisting Game, And More From Gamescom Fans of Nintendo’s popular new fighting game, Overwatch, got some good news today. Fans of inflation porn also got something to celebrate too. And clown porn. That’s right,
News Xbox One X: Scorpio Edition Unveiled, Will Include Live Scorpions The future of gaming is upon us. True 4K gaming is here at last. Microsoft’s feared new console, the most powerful of all time, Xbox One X, was shown
News Talentless Alt-Right Leader PewDiePie Calls It Quits Following Charlottesville Attack The war on Nazis has taken a big step today. One of the alt-right’s lead generals has fallen. After the tragic killing that happened in Charlottesville, a lot of
News Pokemon Ultra Sun And Ultra Moon Will Feature More Furries Than Ever Before Nintendo has been hard at work developing the latest in the Pokemon series, Pokemon Ultra Sun and Ultra Moon. After the massive success of Sun and Moon, which I personally
News Blizzard Finally Settles On New Name For Their Online Gaming Service Battle.net should be a familiar name for Blizzard fans. It was the name of their gaming service for the longest time, before it was killed last year. “Blizzard” was
Reviews 14 Years Is Probably Legal If They Have Tentacles Splatoon was a surprise hit for Nintendo back on the Wii U. It was a fresh IP on a dying console, and yet it was still a huge success for
News New Details Emerge On The "Other" NBA Game Coming Out This Year EA is stepping up their game this year in their newest installment in the NBA Live series. When it comes to basketball video games, their rival 2K has held the
News No Man's Sky Finally Gets Long-Awaited Buttocks Expansion In Latest Update Exciting news for the millions of dedicated No Man’s Sky fans that’ve been waiting eagerly for the game to release. It’s almost here. The ambitious PS4 exclusive,
Reviews Fisting Black Chicks Is The New eSport Fighting games, since their inception, have almost always followed a similar formula. The Street Fighter series set the standard for fighting games, and most games to come after have followed
News Valve Finally Announces Half-Life 3, And It's A Card Game Half-Life 3 is finally happening, the long wait is over. It’s been a good run, guys. A meme since 2007 according to KnowYourMeme.com. Over a decade. Incredible. During
News Overwatch's Sexy Summer Update Baffles Players With Bizarre New Gameplay Changes Overwatch is having its second major Summer Games event, bringing with it the return of fan-favorite Rocket League mode and a collection of hot new skins for people to pay
News Sega Faces Backlash As Fans Call Sonic Forces "Islamophobic" Sonic Forces, Sega’s promising new 3D Sonic game set for 2017, has come under fire lately for its lack of progressiveness. While past Sonic games have featured a primarily
Reviews Stop Holding My Hand And Let Me Masturbate Already The Pokemon series has come quite a long way. From the very first games for the Game Boy, all through the many sequels and spin-offs, the world of Pokemon has
News We're Finally Back The day has finally come. We’re back. We’re really, for real, back. Apologies for the delay, it was as hard on me as it was on you I’
Reviews I Banish Your Soul To The Shadow Realm, I'll Tell You Hwat Card games have grown incredibly popular on mobile devices as one of the genres that work really well with the limited control options of the touch screen. They don’t
News Cars 3 Confirmed For Switch, Thank God Nintendo has had a rocky launch, but all of their woes are over. Disney has officially announced Cars 3 is coming to the Nintendo Switch. KA-CHOW! I’m so excited,
News Newest Sonic Game Confirmed As "Sonic Forces", Raises Speculation Of What He's Forcing I hope you like Sanic, because it’s gonna be a big year for him. Sonic Mania was pushed back to Summer, which is unfortunate, but Project Sonic 2017 finally
News Nintendo Switch Is For Gaming, Not Beating Your Meat If you were hoping to fire up the Switch’s internet browser on launch day and hit up PornHub to break it in, you’re gonna have to wait. The
News Nintendo Has Gone Batshit Fucking Insane And Needs To Be Stopped What the fuck, Nintendo? What the actual fuck? What the fuck did you think you were fucking doing? Do you think this is some kind of fucking game? Your fucking
News Local Journalist Sucks Ass, Complains Online And Calls It "Video Game Journalism" Breaking news, guys. Got some important stuff, hot off the presses. There’s a video game too hard for someone. Quick, someone. Call an adult. We need help here. Wednesday,
Reviews Let's Take A Moment To Talk About Jesus Today is Easter, and I found it only fitting that we took a break from the video game journalism to reflect on Easter things. Like Jesus. Jesus was a pretty
News These Joy-Cons Small As Fuck And Probably Won't Make Good Sex Toys I’ve had my Switch for about 2 days now, gotten some good playtime with it. And I have to say, the hardware is very nice so far. Screen is
