News Nintendo Switch Is For Gaming, Not Beating Your Meat If you were hoping to fire up the Switch’s internet browser on launch day and hit up PornHub to break it in, you’re gonna have to wait. The
News Nintendo Has Gone Batshit Fucking Insane And Needs To Be Stopped What the fuck, Nintendo? What the actual fuck? What the fuck did you think you were fucking doing? Do you think this is some kind of fucking game? Your fucking
News Local Journalist Sucks Ass, Complains Online And Calls It "Video Game Journalism" Breaking news, guys. Got some important stuff, hot off the presses. There’s a video game too hard for someone. Quick, someone. Call an adult. We need help here. Wednesday,
Reviews Let's Take A Moment To Talk About Jesus Today is Easter, and I found it only fitting that we took a break from the video game journalism to reflect on Easter things. Like Jesus. Jesus was a pretty
News These Joy-Cons Small As Fuck And Probably Won't Make Good Sex Toys I’ve had my Switch for about 2 days now, gotten some good playtime with it. And I have to say, the hardware is very nice so far. Screen is
Reviews Degenerate Shitposters? In YOUR Friends List? It's More Likely Than You Think Nintendo has avoided the mobile market for a long time. And it makes sense. Their IP’s are valuable, and a reason to buy their consoles. It’s common sense.
News We're Totally Getting Paper Mario Snap: Ocarina Of Time 2 HD The Thousand Island Dressing The big day is upon us, and soon all will be revealed about Nintendo’s newest console, the Wii 2U. All of the questions will be answered, all of the
News What's Up My Hip, Young Dudes? Check Out These Totally Tubular Trailers, My Dude. Ubisoft absolutely nailed E3 this year with impeccable, not tone-deaf at all fashion. Ubisoft is the coolest, guys. Did you see their whole Just Dance thing? That was beautiful. But
