News Professional eSport Athlete "Captain 'Chubby' Chubs McBonerwitz Esquire" In Critical Condition After Drug Overdose It’s a dark day in the world of eSports. One of our very own has succumbed to the pressure of newfound stardom, and is now in critical condition following
News Mariah Carey Will Be The Newest Overwatch Hero Thanks To Partnership With Blizzard Overwatch may have just gotten a new hero recently, but the updates don’t stop there. No, Blizzard has something huge in store for the non-denominational winter holidays. Last year’
Reviews It's Good Shit, Don't Even Bother Reading This Alright, look. I don’t know what you’re doing here, and I don’t know why you’re even here. What were you expecting to find here? Who the
Reviews Only Real 2010's Kids Will Remember This Game Mobile games are a wild west of redundant, shallow, half-assed shit. Anyone can slap together a free mobile game, throw it on the app store, and watch the ad revenue
News Fans Up In Arms Over Nintendo's New "Localized" Version Of Xenoblade Chronicles 2 Nintendo’s always been a little awkward with their family-friendly image. Though they produce a number of games geared towards older audiences, Super Mario is still the face of the
News Nintendo Outlines Contents of Zelda's New "Breath of the Dance Floor" DLC Pack Nintendo has had some strange crossover promotions in the past. There was that whole Mercedes-Benz and Mario Kart DLC thing. And then Kirby and Bank of America had that mashup
News Newly Annouced Animal Crossing Mobile Game Has Fans Concerned Over Microtransactions Nintendo’s journey into the world of mobile games has been quite the adventure. They’ve come a long way since the lukewarm reception they got from Miitomo and Super
News Activision Announces Damn Daniel's Pro Skater Underground Activision had a few surprises up their sleeves this year. While they’ve already taken everyone by surprise and given them exactly what they wanted with Call of Duty: World
News Black Lives Matter Protests Latest Super Mario Game's Lack Of African Castles It seems Nintendo has found themselves in hot water once again. This time with the Black Lives Matter movement. The very promising open-world sandbox platformer, Super Mario Odyssey, has come
News "Visceral Games" Shuttered As EA Kills Promising "Uncharted-Like" Star Wars Title Bad news for Star Wars fans. Just as soon as Star Wars fever was sweeping the nation, with new movies and a promising video game deal, it seems the dream
Reviews White People Are Appropriating The Middle Ages Now Too White supremacy is prevalent in everything we consume these days, from books and movies to Culver’s, the American Midwest’s favorite casual restaurant chain. Nothing like butter, cheese, and
Reviews I Fucking Hate Snoopy I fucking hate Snoopy. Stupid little bitch-ass dog, piece of shit. I fucking hate him. What’s he ever done? I’ll tell you what. Jack shit. That fucking dog
Reviews Finally I Can Collect Enough Anime Girls To Sate The Crippling Loneliness In My Soul The mobile market has long eluded Nintendo. First Mario would never be on iPhones. Then Mario was on iPhones. It wasn’t exactly worth the wait. They made a meme
News Nintendo Strips Mario's Plumber Title To Fight Back The Alt-Right It’s a wild world that we live in now, where simple things can be threats to free speech and the slightest remark could be perceived as a million other
News Szechuan Sauce Being Bundled With SNES Classics On GameStop Website It’s been a wild weekend for Rick and Morty fans. McDonald’s stepped in to bring back the fan-favorite Szechuan meme sauce, and fans were lined up hours before
News Video Game Journalist, 28, Takes Life After Playing Cuphead It’s a very sad day for the game industry. A very sad day indeed. While we’re all about fun and games here, in a quite literal sense, this
Reviews If Everything On XVIDEOS Was This Eloquent We'd Have Colonies On Mars By Now Okay dude, I don’t even know what the fuck I just played, but I’ll try to break it all down for you. Journalism can know no boundaries. Japanese
News Bethesda Sparks Alt-Right Protests Over Latest Nazi-Shooting Game 2017 has been a wild time for everyone. The political landscape worldwide had gotten a little tense, and people are uneasy. America has been divided like never before, and both
News Agents Of Mayhem Developer Hit With Wrath Of God It’s been a pretty rough year for Volition Games. Their ambitious open-world project Agents of Mayhem didn’t exactly do too well, and now this. It seems as if,
News Sony Weighs In On Nintendo Switch Success, No Plans For Hybrid Market The Nintendo Switch has been enjoying runaway success since launch, and many people in the industry have taken notice. Many developers have started including the Switch for their big budget
Reviews Hey Kid, Ya Wanna Buy Some Space Wizards? Big budget games walk a very fine tightrope. They take incredible funding to produce, and need to make that all back and then some. As technology has advanced, consumer demands
News Rockstar Announces L.A. Noire Remaster, L.A. Noire Mega Party Games For Switch Red Dead Redemption 2 might have been delayed until next year, but Rockstar hasn’t been sitting on their ass doing nothing. We will be getting a game from them
News Ubisoft's Aggressive Alt-Left Tendencies Continue With Race Warmongering Cartoon Game Ubisoft has been a very left-leaning publisher for quite a while. Every single Assassin’s Creed game always has that thing where they say the game was developed by a
News Nintendo And Build-A-Bear Team Up For Disgusting Furry Sex Paraphernalia Nintendo has been on a roll with whoring out all of its franchises as of late. They’ve finally caught on, merchandising is the ticket to big money. Cheap plastic,
News Nintendo Declares War On Memes, Makes Preemptive Strike On Bastion of Shitposts This is a sad day. Not just for me. Not just for you, or even the gaming community as a whole. This is a sad day for the universe. A